ANYONE KNOW THE BEST WAY FOR ME TO FINANCE MY PLAN FOR GLOBAL DOMINATION?

My crony as well as were deliberating schemes to knock out the universe as well as you found the formulation stages to be utterly burdensome. So most to take in to consideration! Our idealisation idea is to acquire sufficient financing to set up the arms able of deflecting an asteroid to put it upon the incident march with the world Earth. With this record you could simply reason the complete world warrant as well as indenture the complete tellurian race. Any ideas how you could financial this? Thanks, everyone.

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Ronin September 3, 2010 at 6:52 pm

Sure, become president. it’s working for Bush

stripedstockings08 September 3, 2010 at 7:28 pm

Erm, ask your physcatrist that one bub.

snarkysmug September 3, 2010 at 7:53 pm

A nickels weight of anthrax could kill 500 million. If you want to play chicken with global annhiliation, pick an easier method.

johnjacob01 September 3, 2010 at 8:28 pm

I say start a cult plenty of money plus drones to do your work.

Radioman2531 September 3, 2010 at 9:26 pm

make up a story about WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and then say you were lied to …support Bush

juddthestud1987 September 3, 2010 at 9:47 pm

Easy, get loans. Once you enslave the entire population, you won’t have to pay them back, because you would be supreme ruler. Good luck with your plan

thelightedtorch September 3, 2010 at 10:06 pm

Sell knitted potholders on Ebay.

mac September 3, 2010 at 10:57 pm

DRUGS,it works for the world markets,drugs is a good way to make millions,then billions if you go global,then after your first 100 million,then go into arms sales,weapons are and will always be in demand,after drugs and weapons,human slavery,im thinking that as long as you dont get caught,and good planning,5 yrs.good luck,oh and if this works and you come to my house………better hope you didnt sell me a gun…………

spacecow6842 September 3, 2010 at 11:10 pm

REAL ESTATE!!!

Ever wonder how Mr. Fantastic got the money to build that space ship? The Baxter Building. Every time Lex Luthor shows up in a Superman movie, his plan is real estate.

As with the above poster’s plan for getting loans and telling your creditors to eat it once you’ve got your asteroid, use your initial investment as collateral to buy a bigger piece of real estate. Then build up some equity and buy something bigger. Do this until you can fund your doomsday weapon, and then tell your creditors to eat it.

You should consider a better plan than the asteroid, however. A+ for showmanship, F for viability.

Milmom September 3, 2010 at 11:46 pm

old episodes of Ren and Stimpy should help

Mike W September 4, 2010 at 12:39 am

Armadillo ranches. That should provide the financing you need.

jaowli September 4, 2010 at 1:09 am

Open your eyes and face reality. The best way to you to finance your plan for global domination has already been answered. If you have to ask the question, apparently you’re not smart enough to realize what’s really in front of you.

Combatcop September 4, 2010 at 1:11 am

L. Ron Hubbard said it best. If you want to be a millionaire, start a religion. He did (Scientology) and died a millionaire. Start a religion and become fantastically rich.

Fantastic Shirl September 4, 2010 at 1:16 am

Easy. Put ten million bucks on Lord Snowdon to win.

FIRST E September 4, 2010 at 2:10 am

Make a lot of nuclear bomb but not a normal one instead of nuclear focose use a gas who woud afeact all the rullers of the world and after they are poison they will listen only to you.
This type of bomb, better say virus is in use becouse the scientist develop a virus who atack only persons whit the specified -ADN .
sory for my english and instead developing a plan to conquer the world go and have some fun outside whit your friends and i answear to your question only becouse i heard of this ADN virus on TV.

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